Wrexham’s Beach

[Welsh Dresser]

I would like to see an old style theme. A Punch and Judy show, coconut shy and candy floss. Maybe a minature train ride and those old style whats its you poke your head through to have your picture taken and a test your strength thingy. I am not very classy!

[Sam]

@Welsh Dresser 6344 wrote:

I would like to see an old style theme. A Punch and Judy show, coconut shy and candy floss. Maybe a minature train ride and those old style whats its you poke your head through to have your picture taken and a test your strength thingy. I am not very classy!

I would love that too, but :

Punch & Judy is now not PC and to violent.
The coconut shy is now ruled dangerous.
Candy floss is not healthy eating.
The miniature train ride maybe ok, as long at it doesn’t pollute.
Old style photo thing, demeaning and degrading.
Test your strength thingy, your alieninating wimps.

Welcome to modern day UK.

[Welsh Dresser]

Oh thump! I forgot about H&S.
Punch & Judy could be educated to today’s standards of behaviour.
Safety helmets handed out at coconut shy.
Sugar free candy floss anyone? Basically you just buy a stick!
Green fuel train ride.
Old style photo cite historical significance?
Test your strength advertised as exercise?

I never thought public events were such mine fields. Would the sand be allowed under H&S? It can sting the eyes to safety googles maybe? :D

[Sam]

The only chance you have of getting away with the sand is if you use recyclable and hope no one does a risk assessment on the weapon of mass destruction.

If a cat uses it as a litter tray !!! The town centre may have to be cordoned off and the WCBC Emergency litter tray Committee would have to be called to oversee the disaster.

[Welsh Dresser]

@Sam 6351 wrote:

The only chance you have of getting away with the sand is if you use recyclable and hope no one does a risk assessment on the weapon of mass destruction.

If a cat uses it as a litter tray !!! The town centre may have to be cordoned off and the WCBC Emergency litter tray Committee would have to be called to oversee the disaster.

This post actually made me laugh out loud!
I can see the headline now – Wrexham Kitty Litter Disaster!
Maybe we should srcap the idea and go for something a bit safer like bare knuckle fighting :p

[Rob]

Which positive ‘organ’ said this:

[Welsh Dresser]

I am hopeless with cryptic clues so I give up! :)

[thewayneinspain]

Rob;6360 wrote:

Which positive ‘organ’ said this:

Evening leader?

[Alunh]

The Mayor of Rhyl?

[Welsh Dresser]

@Rob 6360 wrote:

Which positive ‘organ’ said this:

Oh go on then I’ll have another go
Wurlitzer?

Is there a prize for the correct answer?

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