Shank !

[bobbychaz]

Welcome to Wrexham bus station….
Beware of “HOMEMADE SHANKS” ?????
And its supposed to be Safer now ! Christ !!!!!!

[Daave63]

Hi Bob,

Now, obvs Im down with the kidz and know exactly what a ‘Homemade Shank’ is, but for our older dudes, could you just explain?? And no jive, brother.

[AMA Express]

Innit.

[Rex Ham]

Oh I like a nice shank. Sometimes it’s a ham shank and sometimes a lamb shank. I used to get them from the butchers at the top of the market hall steps, but if I can get them at the bus station, well it saves me the mobility scooter ride down town. Do they sell dried peas as well? I like a nice pea and ham broth as well.

[Daave63]

Oh Rex,

you are such a shanker!!

[Rex Ham]

That’s the nicest thing you ever said to me Daave63. I’ll see you in the Long Pull Wednesday afternoon as usual. Sanatogen all round!

[Daave63]

Hey Bobbychaz, I’m still waiting for the meaning of Shank?? Did you mean Skanks?? And talking of waiting Rex, I will give you another 5mins then I’m out of the Long Pull! This Sanatogen has gone to my head!!

[Sheefag]

Who’s for a Border barley in The Raglan then?

[Rex Ham]

I think I only ever went in the Raglan once, I was scared for my life!!!

Unlike that genteel watering hole “the long pull”, where Daave63 behaved disgracefully yesterday shoutin’ and cussin’ and fightin’. I sipped my whitesnake and cask sherry cocktail and left promptly.

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