A lorry laden with thousands of Thesauruses shed its load on the M56 motorway yesterday.
Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, confused, shocked, dazed, bewildered, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, confounded, amazed, perplexed and speechless
Well children lets check out the doke register below :
AMA Express /
Sense of Humour – absent X
My comment about JOKES, was ohh! hang on a min, a joke! You dipsticks. It was in fact ridiculing that other daft old bat on here – Lady Liz Jackson and her comment re-‘the blade article in town’ post.
I cast my rod & you gobbled the bait! Reel em in Matt & Zinger!
An explorer walked into a clearing and was surprised to see a pigmy standing beside a huge dead elephant. “Did you kill that?” he asked. The pigmy answered: “Yes”. “How could a little bloke like you kill something as huge as that?”
“I killed it with my club” replied the pigmy.
“That’s amazing,” said the explorer. “How big’s your club?”
The pigmy replied: “There’s about 150 of us”
Dagg – the version I heard was “ a compassionate conservative, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus…… “
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