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Dear DerekJackson,
Fraternal regards from myself and my colleagues in the Crypto-Facism movement.(Aka anyone who doesn’t think like me)
Have a lovely Christmas and here’s hoping your team do so much better in the Victimhood League Tables next year.
Bon Chance,
Sheefag

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Anyway, look on the bright side, Emily Thornberry has chucked her hat into the leadership contest.

That alone should regain the white van driver vote for Labour!

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I’m sat here in me SS officers uniform, just loving it me.

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The NHS was 71 years old this year, the Conservatives have been on power for something like 45 of those years.

If they want to shut it down, they’re not trying very hard.

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I think you’ll find dey ver only following orders.

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There were protests in London last night by people who don’t agree with democracy.

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I’ve had Wingetts at the door trying to persuade me to sell my house and a nice lady from Slimmers World who called me a fat bastard.
Unsure which to vote for, mind.

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[quote quote=177935]a first class cock…![/quote]

As an aside, how are such things graded?

Are there secret judges somewhere, something like a radio panel game,
‘Desert Island Cocks’?

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You’ll have to get the lad out, mind.

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Well I routinely refer to myself as The Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland and nobody ever complains.

Get yourself a title.

Start small with something like ‘Fishtits, God Of The Speaking Truth’ bellowed out in a ‘Brian Blessed’ voice and bask in the newly found respect from neighbours and law enforcers.

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