[Councillor X]

What are you intimidating matt? eh? eh? You saying I cannot hold me ale mate? You lookin at my Mrs? and you can stop makin stuff up to look like a hard knock. You are goin to get duffed over with insulations like you make. older peeps saved you durin the war you southern poof

[Councillor X]

The Horse n Jockey roof?
I remember that going on fire about 16 years since.

[Councillor X]

The sooner this crisis is over the better. For the love of Guiness PLEASE hurry up and open the pubs because I am agreeing with Matt too often.

[Councillor X]

I caught a man emptying his sack down a back alley last night

[Councillor X]

Matt can I ask you NOT to spread rumours about me which are untrue!

I told the super cockle man because new romantic Nigel was standing in for Boy George at the Blitz club cloakroom.

Tim Regency my sources are correct because I got them from the internet

AIDS was transmitted to humans because “one guy” had sex with “a monkey” and then started “having sex with men.” QUOTE

[Councillor X]

I knew Camps but it would have been a lot funnier if it was Dick-ins

[Councillor X]

And if you believe it AIDS was started my human sex with monkeys

[Councillor X]

ALSO some other big issues have been swept away by the virus. Not a bad thing.
With lockdown there isn’t a chance for terrorists to rampage and knifecrime has improved. Burglars dont sneak through open windows with folks at home and nobody is trying to save an ungrateful world.

[Councillor X]

I pretty much agree with the comments here (even Matt)
Unless there is a ruling saying that shops cannot sell X, Y & Z because they are not essential then who are we to turn down a bargain chainsaw (AMA Express) or some Speedos (Matt) from Aldi?

They could tape off the clothes isles or office stationery and greetings cards if they are deemed non-essential so then there isn’t the choice to buy them.

Dog walking is good. I take my old dog Woodbine out for a drag very early on and then again late at night in case nosy Nora grasses me up. But there are gangs of feral kids around and someone needs to drag them and the Emos and the like off the street.

Question. Is booze essential?

[Councillor X]

I like the Term Post People better.
Then again Post Person Pat or Post People Pat don’t rhyme with his black and white cat.

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