A fictitious candidate’s reply to the Q&A. For clarity, this is not representative of any one candidate but an amalgam of several I’ve read from those standing, both male and female.
Hello my name is Joe Blogs, and I’ve been married to Joan, for 70 years. We’ve lived in Toytown, all our married life, and, all our children, went to the local school.
If I’m elected I will make things better especially the potholes fly-tipping dog mess and speeding through the village which is getting worse, thank you, Joe Blogs
The grammar is shocking. There are either too many commas used, mostly incorrectly, or none at all making it incoherent.
Didn’t they think to read back what they’d written, or even have it proof read by a friend, before submitting it?
I don’t expect perfection (I’m sure someone will point out errors that I have made while writing this) but this is English key stage 2 level for children aged 7-11 and too many candidates are failing miserably. It doesn’t give me any encouragement to vote for them.
The worrying aspect is that they are going to have to make some big decisions if elected and yet they can’t even compose a sentence correctly. It hardly fills me with confidence.
I just hope that none of them get to sit on the education board.