Could it just refer to ‘unlucky for some – number 13’? As in Bingo or Friday perhaps?
Other shock headlines and their true meaning :-
* I overheard some one say ‘the Leader is rubbish!!’ A reference to the local daily rag of course!
* No change to Bin Collections over Easter period – good service as always I hear you shout!
* There is road chaos in Wrexham, hours wasted in a jam – yer at peak times it can be, so avoid these pinch-points at peak times dimwit!
* WAG waste £0.5 million on arts hub outrage!! – No WAG give £0.5 million that can only be used to fund arts hub.
* I bored, I’m going for me tea!! – no really I am.