Jokes

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  • #158525

    AMA Express
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    A lorry laden with thousands of Thesauruses shed its load on the M56 motorway yesterday.

    Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, confused, shocked, dazed, bewildered, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, confounded, amazed, perplexed and speechless

    #158552

    Andy
    Participant

    Cars were broken into at the Multi Storey Car Park in Wrexham. That’s wrong on so many levels!

    #158556

    Maureen Gray
    Participant

    Well children lets check out the doke register below :
    AMA Express /
    Birdman /
    MP1953 /
    miserableoldbugger /
    Dagg /
    Sense of Humour – absent X

    My comment about JOKES, was ohh! hang on a min, a joke! You dipsticks. It was in fact ridiculing that other daft old bat on here – Lady Liz Jackson and her comment re-‘the blade article in town’ post.
    I cast my rod & you gobbled the bait! Reel em in Matt & Zinger!

    #158561

    dagg
    Participant

    Nice one Maureen.

    #158572

    Andy
    Participant

    We all know that Maureen/Daave/sheefag is the same person anyway.

    #158583

    Rondetto
    Participant

    An explorer walked into a clearing and was surprised to see a pigmy standing beside a huge dead elephant. “Did you kill that?” he asked. The pigmy answered: “Yes”. “How could a little bloke like you kill something as huge as that?”
    “I killed it with my club” replied the pigmy.
    “That’s amazing,” said the explorer. “How big’s your club?”
    The pigmy replied: “There’s about 150 of us”

    #161006

    dagg
    Participant

    An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were talking when they all noticed a £20 note on the floor. Who picked it up?

    Santa of course, the other two don’t exist!

    #161036

    billycoen
    Participant

    I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey,but I’ve turned myself around,and that’s what it’s all about.

    #161037

    Andrewmackembailey
    Participant

    Dagg – the version I heard was “ a compassionate conservative, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus…… “

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