Jokes

[dagg]

The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 2 am.
What are you doing out so late, sir? asks the police officer.
I’m going to a meeting on, The harmful effects of alcohol, replies the man.
Are you pulling my leg or something? says the police officer, who would hold a meeting like that at this hour?
The man sighs, my wife.

[Andy]

Thieves burgaled my local shop and stole 10 crates of Red Bull energy drink. How do they sleep at night?

[Maureen Gray]

What a pity that such a serious incident is being taken as a joke.

Drinking to excess and the harmful effects of alcohol of any kind on our streets needs to be clamped on so praise to the Police for swift action before anyone was hurt. And as for making ill timed remarks about thieves burgling a local shop for goodness sake, the poor shop assistant must have been traumatised!

Do we really want the streets of Wrexham run by alcohol fueled thieving yobs?

[AMA Express]

[Birdman]

Christ almighty Maureen, the title of this is JOKES these events didn’t happen.

[MP1953]

I agree AMA Express, if I knew how to upload a photo I would put a similar one up as you have put, dare I say it oh go on then “The worlds gone nuts”

[zinger]

I suspect that Maureen had her tongue in cheek.

[dagg]

WOW sorry Maureen. is this one OK.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

[ChillDoubt]

I bought a new thesaurus today.

It’s nothing to write house about.

[Matt]

Maureen will be shocked to hear this from me but is the funniest thing in this thread.

What Zinger said.

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