Jokes

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  • #158432
    dagg
    dagg
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    The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 2 am.
    What are you doing out so late, sir? asks the police officer.
    I’m going to a meeting on, The harmful effects of alcohol, replies the man.
    Are you pulling my leg or something? says the police officer, who would hold a meeting like that at this hour?
    The man sighs, my wife.

    #158456

    Andy
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    Thieves burgaled my local shop and stole 10 crates of Red Bull energy drink. How do they sleep at night?

    • This reply was modified 1 week ago by  Andy.
    #158458

    Maureen Gray
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    What a pity that such a serious incident is being taken as a joke.

    Drinking to excess and the harmful effects of alcohol of any kind on our streets needs to be clamped on so praise to the Police for swift action before anyone was hurt. And as for making ill timed remarks about thieves burgling a local shop for goodness sake, the poor shop assistant must have been traumatised!

    Do we really want the streets of Wrexham run by alcohol fueled thieving yobs?

    #158463
    AMA Express
    AMA Express
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    #158497

    Birdman
    Participant

    Christ almighty Maureen, the title of this is JOKES these events didn’t happen.

    #158498

    MP1953
    Participant

    I agree AMA Express, if I knew how to upload a photo I would put a similar one up as you have put, dare I say it oh go on then “The worlds gone nuts”

    • This reply was modified 6 days, 22 hours ago by  MP1953.

    The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.

    #158501

    zinger
    Participant

    I suspect that Maureen had her tongue in cheek.

    #158510
    dagg
    dagg
    Participant

    WOW sorry Maureen. is this one OK.

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

    #158511

    ChillDoubt
    Participant

    I bought a new thesaurus today.

    It’s nothing to write house about.

    #158513

    Matt
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    Maureen will be shocked to hear this from me but is the funniest thing in this thread.

    What Zinger said.

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