[quote quote=142966]Agreed comrade, but what have the Police everdone for us? Coppers![/quote]
Don’t you remember the good old days where local beat bobbies would tip their hats to all the elderly ladies and would take time out to lecture little Timmy at home for not eating all his greens.
Nowadays Timmy is snorting crystallised forms of Zombie Space Dust funded by complete Downton Box Sets stolen from elderly ladies and sold for a few quid down at CeX.
Local beat Bobby is too busy taking photos on social media of places they are patrolling and declaring all clear so that criminals know where to avoid and know that the rest of town is ripe for the picking.