Accident on Water road roundabout

[Rondetto]

There was an accident on the Watery road roundabout at about 8pm tonight.
A nun in a car and a taxi driver. The road was chaos for a while.

[Andy]

I hope no-one was hurt but there must be a joke about that one.

[Maureen Gray]

I heard that the nun said: ‘I havn’t come that way before!’
And the taxi driver said: ‘It must be the railway crossing!!’

It also wears the soap, apparently!

[Travis Bickle]

…and we are STILL Nun the Wiser.

[Ferret]

@Travis Bickle 16213 wrote:

…and we are STILL Nun the Wiser.

Travis, were you the Taxi Driver?

[Travis Bickle]

On this occasion, thankfully not.

[Andy]

The correct response Travis was “Are you talkin’ to me?”

[Travis Bickle]

@Andy 16240 wrote:

The correct response Travis was “Are you talkin’ to me?”

But THAT line is more Worn than the Nun’s Soap.

[miserableoldbugger]

When she got back to the convent, the Mother Suyperior asked “Did you show him you’re cross?”
The nun replied “Cross! I was */*//*** livid”

[Ferret]

I understand nobody was prosecuted and the police gave the nun a lift home. Outcome: no offence, nun taken.

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